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Sunday, February 01, 2009

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE

**September**
13.....................Raytown Junior High School
20.....................Cub Scout Troop #101
27.....................K.C. Blind Academy
**October ***
04.....................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353
**November**
01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team
**SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME ***
**December**
08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club
**** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ****
1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the
football under their jerseys.
**** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ****
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line.
For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6
points.
2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
**** NAME CHANGE ****
The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS"
as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

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