Senility

Thanks, Ted and Priscilla.


God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older, (but refuse to grow up) here's what I discovered:
I started out with nothing and still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into All Bran
I thank God for a movement.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart!
Funny, I don't remember beign absentmided. Funny, I don't remember being absentmided
but my kids tel me I am. Absent minded, H'mm!

If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees.
It’s not hard to meet expenses - they are everywhere.

These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.
I go somewhere to get something
And then wonder what I'm here after?

Now I think you are supposed to send this to 4 or 5 or 6
or is it ten? Oh well!
Send it to a bunch of friends if you can remember who they are.