3 things in life are certain . . .

The madam opened the brothel door
in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man
in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our
most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else',
said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and
announced to the man
she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out
five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again,
once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever
come back two nights in a row as
she was too expensive, and ;there were
no discounts. The price was still $5000!

Again, the man pulled out the money,
gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man
was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come
for a third consecutive night,
but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man,
'No one has ever been with me
three nights in a row.
Where are you from?'.

The man replied, 'Ontario'.

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'

'I know.' the man said.
'Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to give you your
$15,000 inheritance.'
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The moral of the story is that
three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Thanks,Vern.