Wee Russian Wumman

This is GOOD

A Russian woman married a Scottish gentleman and they lived happily

ever after in Aberdeen ...

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did

manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose

whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She

didn ' t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,

clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn ' t know

how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her

blouse to show the butcher her cleavage.

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find

a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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....What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English.

Now get back to your emails. I don ' t know about you sometimes!