US MILITARY LANGUAGE CONVERSION CHART
NAVY / USMC | ARMY | AIR FORCE |
Head | Latrine | Powder Room |
Rack | Bunk | Single with ruffle and duvet |
Mess Deck / Chow Hall | Mess Hall / Mess Tent | Dining Facility or 'The Cafe' |
"Cookie", stew burner | Spoon/Cook | Contract Chef |
Coffee / Mud | Cup of Joe | Vanilla Skim Latte' |
Bug Juice | Kool-Aid | Shirley Temple |
Utilities / Digitals | BDUs / ACUs | Casual Wear |
Seaman / Private | Private | Bobby / Jimmy |
Chief / Gunny | Sergeant | Bob / Jim |
Captain / Skipper | Colonel/Sir/Ma'm | Robert / James |
Captain's Mast | Article 15 | Time Out |
Berthing / Barracks | Open-bay Barracks | Apartment |
Skivvies / U-Trau | Underwear | Panties |
Brig | Confinement | Grounded |
Zoom Bag | Flight Suit | Business Casual |
Cover / Head Gear | Beret/Lid | Optional |
Ship's Store / NEX | PX Trailer | AAFES Shopping Mall |
TAD | TDY | Paid Vacation |
Cruise / Afloat | Deploy | Huh? |
Ground Grabbers | Athletic Shoes | Flip-Flops |
Run | Sprint | Ride |
Shipmate / Marine | Battle Buddy | Don't Ask, Don't Tell or Honey |
6 weeks in the bush | 1 year deployment | Back on Base for Happy Hour |
Boon Dockers | Jump Boots | Birkenstocks |
Low Quarters | Plastic Shoes | Patent Leather Pumps |
SEAL | SF/Ranger | Librarian |
Shore Patrol / MPs | MPs | SF |
Oouh-Rah! | Hoo-ah! | Hip-Hip hurray! |
MRE | MRE | Happy Meal |
Salute | Salute | Wave |
Obstacle Course | Confidence Course | Class 6 Parking Lot |
Grinder / Drill Field | Parade Field | Lounger with umbrella |
Ge-Dunk | Snack Bar | Chuck E. Cheese |
PT Test | APFT | "No conversion available" |
Dept. of the Navy | DoD | DoD Lite |
Midshipman | Cadet | Debutant |
Hard-Core | Strak | "Way Too Serious" |
24/7 | 24/7 | 9 - 4 |
Swabbie | Grunt | Preppie |
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