US MILITARY LANGUAGE CONVERSION CHART
NAVY / USMC | ARMY | AIR FORCE |
| Head | Latrine | Powder Room |
| Rack | Bunk | Single with ruffle and duvet |
| Mess Deck / Chow Hall | Mess Hall / Mess Tent | Dining Facility or 'The Cafe' |
| "Cookie", stew burner | Spoon/Cook | Contract Chef |
| Coffee / Mud | Cup of Joe | Vanilla Skim Latte' |
| Bug Juice | Kool-Aid | Shirley Temple |
| Utilities / Digitals | BDUs / ACUs | Casual Wear |
| Seaman / Private | Private | Bobby / Jimmy |
| Chief / Gunny | Sergeant | Bob / Jim |
| Captain / Skipper | Colonel/Sir/Ma'm | Robert / James |
| Captain's Mast | Article 15 | Time Out |
| Berthing / Barracks | Open-bay Barracks | Apartment |
| Skivvies / U-Trau | Underwear | Panties |
| Brig | Confinement | Grounded |
| Zoom Bag | Flight Suit | Business Casual |
| Cover / Head Gear | Beret/Lid | Optional |
| Ship's Store / NEX | PX Trailer | AAFES Shopping Mall |
| TAD | TDY | Paid Vacation |
| Cruise / Afloat | Deploy | Huh? |
| Ground Grabbers | Athletic Shoes | Flip-Flops |
| Run | Sprint | Ride |
| Shipmate / Marine | Battle Buddy | Don't Ask, Don't Tell or Honey |
| 6 weeks in the bush | 1 year deployment | Back on Base for Happy Hour |
| Boon Dockers | Jump Boots | Birkenstocks |
| Low Quarters | Plastic Shoes | Patent Leather Pumps |
| SEAL | SF/Ranger | Librarian |
| Shore Patrol / MPs | MPs | SF |
| Oouh-Rah! | Hoo-ah! | Hip-Hip hurray! |
| MRE | MRE | Happy Meal |
| Salute | Salute | Wave |
| Obstacle Course | Confidence Course | Class 6 Parking Lot |
| Grinder / Drill Field | Parade Field | Lounger with umbrella |
| Ge-Dunk | Snack Bar | Chuck E. Cheese |
| PT Test | APFT | "No conversion available" |
| Dept. of the Navy | DoD | DoD Lite |
| Midshipman | Cadet | Debutant |
| Hard-Core | Strak | "Way Too Serious" |
| 24/7 | 24/7 | 9 - 4 |
| Swabbie | Grunt | Preppie |
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