The Jewish Pleasures

An older Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. They soon discover that no matter what he does, the wife never achieves a climax.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and says, "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on a climax"

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband, "Let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming climax.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says triumphantly, "You see, you young schmuck?
THAT'S how you wave a towel!"