In the beginning..........

In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables.
He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Peter's Ice
Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said,
"Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too . . . with sprinkles."

And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.

And so God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the
figure that Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the
cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad."

And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on
the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil
in which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster
chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's
cholesterol sharply increased.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into
chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of
salt.

And Man packed on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose
those extra pounds.

And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have
to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before
the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger.

Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And
super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man and Woman went into
cardiac arrest.

God sighed. . and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

Satan chuckled and created The South Australian* Public Health System

*Insert your state/country as necessary