Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but i feel luckier when I'm
completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes".
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and sqealed YES!
YES! I WON! I WON! She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them
asked "What did she roll". The other answered "I don't know - I thought
you were watching.
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are.
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but i feel luckier when I'm
completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes".
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and sqealed YES!
YES! I WON! I WON! She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them
asked "What did she roll". The other answered "I don't know - I thought
you were watching.
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are.