How Now Blue Cow

The place I post funnies, so they can be deleted from my email.....

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Read to the end....

...........it's just beautiful !


FOR SALE: One Useless F#*king Cat

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Drug Ads

Thanks, Vern.

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper.

Well, this one should get first prize....



One doctor e-mailed back: 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.'

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Saturday, June 06, 2009

Why boys need parents...

Thanks, Mike.

This is for those parents of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older...
And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...




















If you don't share this with a few old friends, there will be fewer people laughing in the world.

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Took Dad to the Mall.

Thanks, Vern.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.


When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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