Subject: 60+

Here is a Q&A for the over sixty crowd:

Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are sexually interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q : As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these. ¢