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Friday, September 08, 2006

Actual label instructions on consumer goods

Today we have actual label instructions on consumer goods. It makes you wonder what incidents could have brought these labels about…

1. On a Sears’s hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
2. On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
3. On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
6. On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
7. On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.”
8. On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: Contains nuts.”
9. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.”
10. On a child’s Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

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