Actual label instructions on consumer goods

Today we have actual label instructions on consumer goods. It makes you wonder what incidents could have brought these labels about…

1. On a Sears’s hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
2. On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
3. On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
6. On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
7. On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.”
8. On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: Contains nuts.”
9. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.”
10. On a child’s Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”