Reluctant to Join the Army

When his son refused to get a job, the father insisted he join the Army.

At the induction physical, the doctor directed the reluctant naked recruit > to read the eye chart across the room.

"What chart?" the young man asked.

"The one on the wall," the doctor said.

"What wall?"

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful > nurse to walk in naked.

"What do you see now?"

"Nothing."

"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said, "but your 'indicator' > is pointing toward Fort Jackson!"

"Welcome to the Army, son."