Heres ten I don't care who ya are jokes.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
5. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
7. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
5. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
7. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Labels: Humour
posted by Jack K. @ 9:57 am
