A priest and a rabbi ...
were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? "
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and I broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? "
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and I broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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