Office Frustrations
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"