Reluctant to Join the Army
At the induction physical, the doctor directed the reluctant naked recruit > to read the eye chart across the room.
"What chart?" the young man asked.
"The one on the wall," the doctor said.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful > nurse to walk in naked.
"What do you see now?"
"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said, "but your 'indicator' > is pointing toward Fort Jackson!"
"Welcome to the Army, son."