Wee Russian Wumman
This is GOOD
A Russian woman married a Scottish gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Aberdeen ...
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did
manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn ' t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn ' t know
how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her cleavage.
The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find
a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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....What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English.
Now get back to your emails. I don ' t know about you sometimes!